1. The woman refuses to live in trees anymore. She cries too much about it. Therefore the man had to discover the cave.
2. The cave turns out to be too cold for the woman. She is complaining and crying about it. Therefore the man discovers the fire.
3. The woman’s offspring are making too much noise because they’re too hungry. She cries. The man invents the bat and the bow and goes out hunting for food.
4. The children eventually get food poisoning from all that meat. That makes the woman sad, so she cries. The mad invented agriculture.
5. The woman finds it boring that she has to eat of leafs all the time. She’s crying about it, so the man invented pottery.
6. The cave is a little too exposed to humidity so the pottery doesn’t really last that long. The woman’s crying about it. Therefore the man goes and builds a stone and wood home for them.
7. It’s cold still, especially during winter. The woman cries. The man therefore invented tannery.
8. As it turns out, clothing made out of dead animal skin doesn’t smell all that great, nor is it very comfortable. The man tries his luck with wool clothing (too coarse so the woman’s crying out loud), linen (not as coarse, but still not the lucky guess, so the woman’s just sobbing) and eventually silk clothes (these seem to do it, because the woman’s finally cracking a smile).
9. The woman is shocked to learn that she looks a lot like all the other women. Quite unsurprisingly, she starts to cry. The man invented make up and jewelery.
Thousand of years and billions of reasons to cry about after….
10. Between soaps, Oprah and Dr. Phil, the woman’s life tends to get a little boring. The weather’s a little depressing, she doesn’t feel like gossiping with her friends and the spa is so yesterday. The exotic $20.000 vacation that she wanted didn’t turn out as expected, since her loser husband wanted to save money in the bank for the children’s college funds. So she wants some anonymous attention, she wants to write something and express her true free self. And the same as countless time before, the woman starts crying.
The man invented the blog.
Moral of the story: every time a woman cries, the humanity tends to evolve.
Ted
“Billions of reasons”, thats ones gonna get ya in the dog house if your girl reads this
Cheers
Cybr
I already am in the dog house, but thanks
Every dog has his day
What I have noticed in this age is that women have come along way, trying to have a career, raise a family ( while the husband is sitting on his ass eating and drinking beer)clean and cook and still put herself together go to the gym and look good. Guys these days are lazy, they ahve no motivation to do anything anymore. 100 years ago guys were hardworking and did the best they could, now its a fight to get through a 8 hour day for alot. Maybe its because blogs started to happen???
First of all, thanks for the link on Mixx! You’ve become my first ever visitor (and linker). =]
Secondly, men and women are just as lazy as each other, but often in completely different ways. Blogging and Social Networking is special in the way that it becomes a unified medium for men and women to be lazy together.
Kelsey is right though, Women are fighting through adversity and I’d even go as far as to say that equality has been reached through sexism on both sides. Men, on the other hand, are often seen today as lazy drunks that would rather chase ass than study/work. I know all about this…I’m a university student.
Hey Mike, good luck with your blog. Kelsey’s my ex so she’ll just pick on any of my posts by default lol. (Not meaning that we parted on bad terms)
–Ted
Actually ted we were together when i wrote this, its the way i feel, i am in no way picking on you. Stop.
The moral of the story is that I should try and make my wife cry more, right?
I don’t know Jason, I’m not saying you should, but do you want progress or not?
frack it I’m to lazy to type out my response…