1. The woman refuses to live in trees anymore. She cries too much about it. Therefore the man had to discover the cave.
2. The cave turns out to be too cold for the woman. She is complaining and crying about it. Therefore the man discovers the fire.
3. The woman’s offspring are making too much noise because they’re too hungry. She cries. The man invents the bat and the bow and goes out hunting for food.
4. The children eventually get food poisoning from all that meat. That makes the woman sad, so she cries. The mad invented agriculture.
5. The woman finds it boring that she has to eat of leafs all the time. She’s crying about it, so the man invented pottery.
6. The cave is a little too exposed to humidity so the pottery doesn’t really last that long. The woman’s crying about it. Therefore the man goes and builds a stone and wood home for them.
7. It’s cold still, especially during winter. The woman cries. The man therefore invented tannery.
8. As it turns out, clothing made out of dead animal skin doesn’t smell all that great, nor is it very comfortable. The man tries his luck with wool clothing (too coarse so the woman’s crying out loud), linen (not as coarse, but still not the lucky guess, so the woman’s just sobbing) and eventually silk clothes (these seem to do it, because the woman’s finally cracking a smile).
9. The woman is shocked to learn that she looks a lot like all the other women. Quite unsurprisingly, she starts to cry. The man invented make up and jewelery.
Thousand of years and billions of reasons to cry about after….
10. Between soaps, Oprah and Dr. Phil, the woman’s life tends to get a little boring. The weather’s a little depressing, she doesn’t feel like gossiping with her friends and the spa is so yesterday. The exotic $20.000 vacation that she wanted didn’t turn out as expected, since her loser husband wanted to save money in the bank for the children’s college funds. So she wants some anonymous attention, she wants to write something and express her true free self. And the same as countless time before, the woman starts crying.
The man invented the blog.
Moral of the story: every time a woman cries, the humanity tends to evolve.
It’s snowing on April 20th. This is Edmonton, better deal with it. After +21 C a couple days ago, now the vehicle shows me an impressive -10 C and the snow is up to my knees when i go start the car. Not too bad eh? Hello? City of Edmonton? This is 66th street, yes, I would like to be plowed soon. Man, if I was a tax payer in this city I would complain so that it hurts.
