Russia’s largest condom factory suffers a malfunction and blows up, leaving prime-minister Putin extremely concerned about possible over-population. In a misguided attempt to save the day, he ends up calling president Bush: “Hey George, I don’t know what to do buddy, we’re all out of condoms and the ill educated Russian people has absolutely no knowledge about any other contraception methods. This may end up causing world hunger if Russia ends up over-populated in several years. So you see, it would probably be in YOUR best interest too if you guys gave us a hand and ship us about 10 million condoms to last us a couple days until we get things fixed again.”
“No problem”, Bush says, “you’ll have the shipment tomorrow, I’ll get a Hercules airplane up in the air in a matter of minutes”.
“Can I make a special request though, my friend?”, Putin asks. “We need them red… and 9 inches long… oh and yes, make them 4 inches in diameter too. Thanks man, I appreciate it”
Bush replies that shouldn’t be a problem for the US and hangs up the phone, just to call the CEO of Durex US: “Brian, buddy, we need 10 million condoms by tomorrow. Special mission. Can you do it?” 
“Sure, George, you got it, piece of cake”.
“We need them quite special though”, Bush continues. “They need to be 9 inches long and 4 inches in diameter. Red. And Brian, you know what? Make sure each they’re all labeled: PROUDLY MADE IN THE US. MEDIUM SIZE”
