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5 fun real life facts that started in the world… of warcraft

October 27th, 2008 · 14 Comments · Gaming, People, Social Wisdom

Leveling, dueling, crafting potions, getting fired from your day job, getting dumped by the considerably large girlfriend you settled for… these are all basics in the life of a World of Warcraft player. But in the following stories, the game not only interfered with the player’s social life, but actually got up and smacked him [...]

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The 15 things every guy should do in a store

October 20th, 2008 · 3 Comments · Social Wisdom

Wanna be badass? Girlfriend sens you shopping with a list and exact change? There is a list of 15 things I strongly recommend you do while shopping at the local store. This will guarantee your friends’ eternal admiration and as a bonus, you get to never shop there again.
1. Take 40 boxes of condoms and [...]

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Lego porn

October 7th, 2008 · 22 Comments · Featured

Yes, there is such thing. I once foolishly believed that Melissa, Jesse and Catherine were more or less suffering from antisocial personality disorder when they created the Barbie massacre. But apparently there is absolutely no limit to what adults with too much free time on their hands can come up with using nothing but children [...]

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World’s hottest politician: Yulia Tymoshenko

October 6th, 2008 · 8 Comments · People

She’s 48. She’s smoking hot. Between her powerful, intelligent look, avant-garde choices of wardrobe, a romantic and mysterious past and a spoof porn-and-politics 26 minute film leaked on-line she’s probably one of the most notorious figures in current world politics.
One of the most influential women in current world affairs, the owner of almost one quarter [...]

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Country pride

September 28th, 2008 · No Comments · Odd stuff

Russia’s largest condom factory suffers a malfunction and blows up, leaving prime-minister Putin extremely concerned about possible over-population. In a misguided attempt to save the day, he ends up calling president Bush: “Hey George, I don’t know what to do buddy, we’re all out of condoms and the ill educated Russian people has absolutely [...]

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Have a geek boyfriend? Think Star Wars

September 26th, 2008 · 19 Comments · Social Wisdom

All right ladies, sure enough you can keep a guy happy with all the classics of female seduction, but if you like him for brains too, take some time and address his geeky needs by talking Star Wars to him. Here’s a quick round up of awesome Star Wars based delights that will make him [...]

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The social media black market

June 9th, 2008 · 4 Comments · Blogging, social media

Just remember: top diggers do not game the site. Digg rocks and continues to be entirely user powered. Digg relies on such things as sheer quality and honesty. Gotta love digg and the top users.
That is how I concluded the post I was talking about yesterday, kindly published by Garry Conn. Essentially it’s about this [...]

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Talk to me about something important

June 8th, 2008 · 4 Comments · Blogging

Sweet lazy Sundays. I got to do so much on-line work this weekend, I should be awarded at least the “try-and-fail” prize.
First of all, I made some guy happy by redesigning his poor excuse for a blog. After he threatened to hump my design (without wearing a condom), I decided he needs that simplicity and [...]

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One priceless Mastercard spoof commercial

June 2nd, 2008 · 3 Comments · Videos

This video comes as a part of my personal top 10 funniest commercials ever as my number 7
Out of the countless banned commercials and spoofs that the legendary “priceless” original commercial has generated, I find this one ranking as one of my personal favorites. Bonus: this sister looks kinda cute, the guy should have re-aimed [...]

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The craziest five Canadian laws

June 2nd, 2008 · 40 Comments · Odd stuff

Looks like some of these oddities come to complete the set of weird things that Canada has tossed towards the world. Can someone please revise some law books yet? Yeah, it’s almost as embarrassing as Celine Dion…
5. In Nova Scotia
It is illegal for a person to water their lawn when it’s raining.
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