All posts by Ted
The social media black market
Just remember: top diggers do not game the site. Digg rocks and continues to be entirely user powered. Digg relies on such things as sheer quality and honesty. Gotta love digg and the top users.
That is how I concluded the post I was talking about yesterday, kindly published by Garry Conn. Essentially it’s about this […]
Talk to me about something important
Sweet lazy Sundays. I got to do so much on-line work this weekend, I should be awarded at least the “try-and-fail” prize.
First of all, I made this guy happy by redesigning his poor excuse for a blog. After he threatened to hump my design (without wearing a condom), I decided he needs that simplicity and […]
One priceless Mastercard spoof commercial
This video comes as a part of my personal top 10 funniest commercials ever as my number 7
Out of the countless banned commercials and spoofs that the legendary “priceless” original commercial has generated, I find this one ranking as one of my personal favorites. Bonus: this sister looks kinda cute, the guy should have re-aimed […]
The craziest five Canadian laws
Looks like some of these oddities come to complete the set of weird things that Canada has tossed towards the world. Can someone please revise some law books yet? Yeah, it’s almost as embarrassing as Celine Dion…
5. In Nova Scotia
It is illegal for a person to water their lawn when it’s raining.
I was not able […]
Zazoo condom commercial
This video comes as a part of my personal top 10 funniest commercials ever and it lands on number 8
After some dramatic decrease in sales in the summer of 2004, the management of the Zazoo condom makers decided that it’s time to come up with some shocking yet rather funny visuals of unwanted parenthood, basically […]
Double your AdSense earnings
There are for sure money to be made out there by simply using Google AdSense. But how many of us succeed? Sure enough, you can follow Darren Rowse’s excellent AdSense tips or learn some common sense simple tricks from someone like Garry Conn. But despite the advice, ebooks and a whole bunch of effort you […]
Just like a mini mall
This video comes as a part of my personal top 10 funniest commercials ever
Believe it or not, there is a wikipedia entry for the now famous flea market. Here’s an excerpt from it:
“Flea Market Montgomery is a 73,000 square-foot, flea market in Montgomery, Alabama, which advertises itself as being “just like a mini-mall”. It ostensibly […]
How much for a front page on digg?
New media consulting is wrong in so many ways
The idea of this through analysis of the social media phenomenon and the dirty little secrets behind some of it came to me during an instant messaging conversation with a great friend of mine who happens to be one the proud and famous top 100 diggers. According […]
Rectum nearly killed’m
It’s only funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s hilarious.
Darwin Awards were an awesome idea and I hereby grant Wendy Northcutt the genius status. One of the funniest personal accounts I’ve ever read in a book comes from a nurse’s personal experience. Here it is:
As a nurse in the intensive care unit of a large […]
The five commandments of successful blog marketing
I am not even close to the “blogging guru” status by all means, but after hitting social media front pages a few times for the past month and reaching close to 70.000 page views in less than three weeks I can say for sure that I get to add my two cents when it comes […]
