Have a geek boyfriend? Think Star Wars
All right ladies, sure enough you can keep a guy happy with all the classics of female seduction, but if you like him for brains too, take some time and address his geeky needs by talking Star Wars to him. Here’s a quick round up of awesome Star Wars based delights that will make him lavish praise upon you when playing warcraft with his friends:
Star Wars Force FX Lightsabers
Available in red, green and blue (the green one is Yoda’s so it’s smaller), they sport a motion sensor for uber-realistic sound effects. Just to be on the safe side, buy a couple and role-play. Winner gets to be on top for the after-gift display of gratitude. Get it here.
Secret Wishes Princess Leia Slave Costume
Unless he decides to wear it himself (in which case you might wanna move on and find someone else), this will guarantee endless delight and I’m not just talking about winning “Sexiest Halloween Costume”. Includes top, briefs with skirt, belt, choker and headpiece. They make it in XS-S-M, so please don’t be fat. Or blond. Leia wasn’t. Get it from here (not-aff). Bonus: pretend you’ve actually watched Episode 6.
Star Wars Super Deluxe Darth Vader Mask
As long as you don’t make him wear it during your hot times, you should make him happy with this mask. He’ll probably just sit on the sofa and make goofy breathing noises while you’re out grocery shopping. Get it here (not-aff).
The Star Wars Miniatures Game
Since November 2007 it’s every geek’s dream to have his girlfriend bond with his passion for Star Wars and get into action with these high-quality, pre-painted plastic 60 miniature figures allowing you and your man to stage your own epic battles. Perfect for a rainy Sunday afternoon after he offers to walk the dog. Make sure you let him win though. Get them here (not-aff).
Tags: collectibles, geeks, Star Wars
September 26th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
This is a great list. Those FX lightsabers are just too cool. I’d love to see any hot lady in that leia outfit. Racy and Sexy
September 26th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
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September 26th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Great stuff, Does the chick come with the costume? If so ill take 3
September 27th, 2008 at 10:27 am
Honestly, despite loving Star Wars, having every official version of the RPG, all of the movies, and many other Star Wars things, the only thing I would on this list is the outfit. And that’s only if the girl can pull it off.
The sabers are cool, but I’d rather have a new grill, a few new computer parts, new RPG books, some DVDs or really anything I could get some USE out of. The miniatures might come in handy for the RPG, but that’s about it.
September 27th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Photoshopped. lol
September 27th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
anon - I like how you saw the geek, and raised it with a pompous geek. You knob.
September 27th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
LOL “please don’t be fat”.
So, do I get extra points because I HAVE seen episode 6? (all the movies, to be exact, and I enjoy them as much as any nerd) haha
September 29th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
I’ll sleep much better tonight knowing that the Leia Slave Costume doesn’t come in XXL sizes.
September 30th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Anakin EPV? Did I miss something?
Do they mean since Luke inherit it from his father, wouldn’t it then be EPIV?
September 30th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
*shudder* it doesn’t OFFICIALLY come in XXL. I’ve seen… cosplay… oh God… the horror…
September 30th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
Cook66 - shame on them dude. Actually it should say : Luke, episode IV
October 1st, 2008 at 9:06 am
Yeah, I figured as much.
October 4th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
awesome gift ideas that I will keep in mind when I’m older
October 5th, 2008 at 8:43 am
I’m a geek,
I’m with (other) anon. Give me somethign useful. or a BJ
October 6th, 2008 at 5:36 am
My gf is the one into star wars. So the leia outfit would be fun for the both of us
October 6th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Do geeks have no activities but world of warcraft. That is pretty weak. The FX lightsabers I admit are pretty sweet.
How about recommending taking that vitamin-D sunshine starved individual and going out to live music or something.
October 6th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Cool ideas, minus the leia outfit. I know plenty of girls who wear size large or extra large and could totally pull that outfit off and be totally sexy. its too bad it doesn’t come in larger sizes.
January 7th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
rick- clearly you missed the whole point. go away.
February 20th, 2009 at 4:54 am
Hi,
I’m a sci-fi fan and i love star wars, and here are my 2 cent’s
i’m in a serious relation, and one thing that i like is to “share” receiving something only cause i like it would make me feel spoiled, i would definitely enjoy far more and invitation to a theater to see some new sci-fi film ^_^