Lego porn
Yes, there is such thing. I once foolishly believed that Melissa, Jesse and Catherine were more or less suffering from antisocial personality disorder when they created the Barbie massacre. But apparently there is absolutely no limit to what adults with too much free time on their hands can come up with using nothing but children toys and a glue gun. Oh yeah… and some parts that were certainly left out the original Lego factory packaging. Let’s move on to the pictures, you’ll see what I mean. I left the watermarks there, but the original 2001 site of the twisted mind behind this is apparently offline. Send the kids to bed and prepare. If you’re a guy and need toilet paper and hand lotion after watching this, do not tell your friends. Silence is gold.
Scene 1: “The computer repair guy and the housewife in distress”. The guy’s “Legorection” might suggest that the author is lacking?
Scene 2: “The civil service joins efforts to serve and protect”. I’m growing fond of the humor of the guy, notice the camera man. LoL.
Scene 3: “Just in case the above is not enough”
The man had to deal with the Lego lawyers. Proving a rather warped sense of humor, he renamed the creation “Block structure porn”. Cute right?
October 8th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Wow, get a fleshlight or *something* to quell your urges. Does lego make you hot and heavy?
October 8th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
he already accidentally a fleshlight
October 8th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
fwap fwap fwap?
October 8th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Is it just me or does the female doing the three way with the uniformed guys look like Sarah Palin? I’m willing to accept it’s just me.
And thanks for including the camera operator with the wicked porn mustache.
October 9th, 2008 at 11:15 am
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October 10th, 2008 at 11:51 am
Rule 34?!
October 10th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
LoL, the horse and the cat at the end.
October 10th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
@eli skipp: What’s rule 34?
October 11th, 2008 at 5:31 am
@TED Rule 34: There is porn of it. No exception.
October 13th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
looks photoshopped
October 13th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
@anom its if it exists its has porn on it =P
October 14th, 2008 at 12:27 am
THis was done by drew from toothpaste for dinner, fyi.
And it is intentionally both insane and in poor taste.
October 29th, 2008 at 6:32 am
You know, it started out relatively clean but then the horse showed up…then the jackhammer.
December 6th, 2008 at 6:47 am
Ted, you are the perfect example of ignorant Rumanian’s, no wonder the world look @ them as second class citizen in this world.
December 21st, 2008 at 4:25 am
Oh God, that’s funny!
I think I’ll have to post about it!
April 27th, 2009 at 3:53 am
Ted ur an ass a perfect example of an ignorant asshole a dork n dickhead
keep ur good for nothin Posts to urself n lookin @ LEGO porn all i can
say is SIMPLE THINGS… PLEASE SIMLE RETARDED MINDS RIGHT!!
May 10th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Outstanding!!!!! A Wonderful performance of wit, inginuaty, and raw uncut perversion!!!! Brilliant!!!!