Lego porn for slightly twisted minds | Ted's Game

Lego porn

Yes, there is such thing. I once foolishly believed that Melissa, Jesse and Catherine were more or less suffering from antisocial personality disorder when they created the Barbie massacre. But apparently there is absolutely no limit to what adults with too much free time on their hands can come up with using nothing but children toys and a glue gun. Oh yeah… and some parts that were certainly left out the original Lego factory packaging. Let’s move on to the pictures, you’ll see what I mean. I left the watermarks there, but the original 2001 site of the twisted mind behind this is apparently offline. Send the kids to bed and prepare. If you’re a guy and need toilet paper and hand lotion after watching this, do not tell your friends. Silence is gold.

Scene 1: “The computer repair guy and the housewife in distress”. The guy’s “Legorection” might suggest that the author is lacking?

Lego Porn
Lego Porn
Lego Porn
Lego Porn
Lego Porn
Lego Porn
Lego Porn

Scene 2: “The civil service joins efforts to serve and protect”. I’m growing fond of the humor of the guy, notice the camera man. LoL.

Lego Porn
Lego Porn
Lego Porn
Lego Porn
Lego Porn

Scene 3: “Just in case the above is not enough”

Lego Porn
Lego Porn
Lego Porn

The man had to deal with the Lego lawyers. Proving a rather warped sense of humor, he renamed the creation “Block structure porn”. Cute right?

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14 Responses to “Lego porn”


  1. 1 rick

    Wow, get a fleshlight or *something* to quell your urges. Does lego make you hot and heavy?

  2. 2 brett

    he already accidentally a fleshlight

  3. 3 wrong_if_i_said

    fwap fwap fwap?

  4. 4 Mr Angry

    Is it just me or does the female doing the three way with the uniformed guys look like Sarah Palin? I’m willing to accept it’s just me.

    And thanks for including the camera operator with the wicked porn mustache.

  5. 5 eli skipp

    Rule 34?!

  6. 6 JAB_au

    LoL, the horse and the cat at the end.

  7. 7 Ted

    @eli skipp: What’s rule 34?

  8. 8 Anonymous

    @TED Rule 34: There is porn of it. No exception.

  9. 9 kanuck

    looks photoshopped

  10. 10 guy

    @anom its if it exists its has porn on it =P

  11. 11 goldspaine

    THis was done by drew from toothpaste for dinner, fyi.

    And it is intentionally both insane and in poor taste.

  12. 12 Lucy

    You know, it started out relatively clean but then the horse showed up…then the jackhammer.

  13. 13 Vittoria

    Ted, you are the perfect example of ignorant Rumanian’s, no wonder the world look @ them as second class citizen in this world.

  14. 14 LeMelon

    Oh God, that’s funny!
    I think I’ll have to post about it!

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