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Oh come on a couple beads aren't bad!
Comment Posted By Melissa On May 13, 2008 @ 5:46 pm
Why I hate italians is retiring
All so interesting...Ted, you may be on to something here. I agree nothing is safe anymore. People seem to be so sensitive these day, afraid to really speak thier minds. We are all different even though we are the same and that in it's self is funny. Why not joke? Why not find humor in a sterio types (that are oh so often true)? Ted, I am Italian and I don't mind at all, if fact I really like your stories and think you should continue...unless your getting death threats you communist! JK MAN!
Comment Posted By Melissa On May 7, 2008 @ 1:22 pm
NOT THE SAME PERSON although born on the same day and I think phil enjoys dressing like a women!!! Good luck with your recovery time.
Comment Posted By Melissa On May 7, 2008 @ 4:08 pm
wELL i AM SITTING HERE WITH pHIL AND HE SAYS YES IT TAKE A WHILE AND i SAY WHATS THE LONGEST ITS TAKENYOU TO GET OVER A GIRL AND HE SAYS 1 WEEK, WHAT!!!! WHATS THE SHORTEST TIME ...I DON'T KNOW A NOT AT ALL I DON'T SEEM TO HAVE A PROBLEM GETTING OVER THEM AT ALL...YOOU KNOW THAT THERE IS A BAR WITH PLENTY OF HORNY BITCHES JUST AROUND THE CORNER. I know personally for me I still hold strong affection for all my exes. After a 3 year relationship it took me about 6 months to start going out again and feeling normal. About 2 years after the relationship I was ready for another and have been very happy since now about 6 year after the break up and 4 years into a new one.
Comment Posted By Melissa On May 5, 2008 @ 5:00 pm
tHANK YOU CYBRSPIN...I couldn't agree more. My favorite is the Barbie with her brains spilling out, in fact I have an 8 by 10 framed photo hanging on my wall (it helps me sleep at night) Most people really like the Hooker Barbie (or beaten Barbie)created by Crystal (amazing brusing action going on there) All 6 of us agree that the Drowning barbie is creepy is a very cool way. Jesse is stuck in the middle of Decapitated Barbie, Asphyixated Barbie and Hanging Barbie. What's your favorite Barbie Crime Scene and why?
Comment Posted By Melissa On May 8, 2008 @ 6:57 pm
tHINKING ABOUT IT.........nOT STRAIGHT UP VIOLENCE BUT FUN!!! iF SO DISTRUBING THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP VISITING THE PAGE? If you go to barbiecrimescenes.blogspot.com you will see that we enjoy killing Ken as well. I am okay with your opinion and personally know that this is not for everyone.
Comment Posted By Melissa On May 4, 2008 @ 5:34 pm
Baby animals...Trevor do we know each other? I have never and will never hurt or kill a living being. Barbies maybe your childhood friend, but she will never breath and there for taking a dolls life seems harmless. I mean atlease we didn't hack up the life size Barbies...OR have we? As to a Trend, people make it what it is. The more interest the more likly someone else is sitting at home cutting up Barbies or something along throughs lines. This is a great outlet and no one gets hurt! But what really make a trend is it 6 pages on Google, a blog on Ted's Game, Peoples interest in the crazy side of our minds?
Comment Posted By Melissa On May 1, 2008 @ 5:32 pm
I honestly don’t think that Barbies should be considered Representations of Women and we are HERE TO STOP THAT!
Comment Posted By Melissa On April 25, 2008 @ 10:47 am
Ted You ROCK...You have inspired me to write just to correct a few little things you wrote or thoughts you thought... I Melissa am the Master Mind behind Barbie Crime Scenes. I, in a day of haze sometime in July 2007 turned to Sarah and said you know I think I want to kill some Barbies. Sarah in her usual confussed way says that I am sick and need help before jumping eagerly in to the conversation of how. After several days of thinking it out I deceiced that this would have to be our (Jesse and mine) theme to our annual Halloween party. Excited by the deceicion and support of the lovely Jesse I told Catherine of our plans...She loved it. She is as sick as I am. We started to buy Barbie products from Goodwills everywhere. So when the killing began we code named as cards and invited are usual crowed... Only so many people can handle a bloody Barbie...Leaving us with the six that could. As to the Blog that is Catherine's baby. We are planning future edtions with the same and new artist...Some men will take part in this...Lets see if you can tell the difference. This years Halloween Party is already in the planning stages the theme is "An Enchanted Evening at the Haunted Mansion" Yes, Disney! Does anyone know where to find Princess Barbie Dolls?
Comment Posted By Melissa On April 24, 2008 @ 5:11 pm
I can't stop watching it...Makes me want to eat and eat and eat, then DANCE!
Comment Posted By Melissa On May 13, 2008 @ 5:51 pm
Nick are you a feeder?
Comment Posted By Melissa On May 7, 2008 @ 3:56 pm
DON'T BUTT IN WHERE YOU DON'T BELONG! Everyday is a new pearl of wisdom learned
Comment Posted By Melissa On May 9, 2008 @ 11:26 am
Do take a small step off a tall building Don't eat yellow snow Don't spit into the wind A good friend will bend over backwards for you two in the bush are worth one in the hand Don't look a gift horse in the mouth It's not just burping it's your bubble of enthusiasm brusting Empty bottles make great glasses rubbing two stick together will only piss you off When camping the more naked you are the warmer you will be A kink in the neck means you shouldn't look
Comment Posted By Melissa On April 11, 2008 @ 5:29 pm
So I re-read it and stand firmly in my confusing sort of way. I am married...I do have male friends(lots) and it is not sexual nor do either party want it to be. There is some confort in having a friend of the oppisite sex i.e. helps to figure out what the hell the other might be thinking or not. I have found that (even more now since I found your blog), that women do flirt with other women more than men. In my investigation I have been told that it is more comfortable, and like practice in a safe environment. If fact just last week I tried out my theory... 2 guys(1 married and 1 single) and 1 girl flirted with the same straight girl all night. The girl blew off the married guy almost immediately and toyed with idea of the other guy not really flirting but not saying no, but with the girl she flirted back and in the end gave her information to the girl...Maybe they will be friends maybe lovers. The point is that flirting is everywhere and whose to say were a line is or not...To each their own, eh. HEY NIKKI WANT TO GET TOGETHER SOME TIME..HEE HEE
Comment Posted By Melissa On April 7, 2008 @ 6:32 pm
What...I am a little confused. Ted, you say social flirting jumps categories to become a little dirty, guilty, private flirting. How does that work? I am woman that has many men friends and NO its not because I'm ugly... infact I am wonderful and have many talents that men desire i.e. Tips on how to pleasure a woman. You know Ted I find that more women flirt w/ women more than men. I would even say that flirting is a girl thing. Men are just straight to the point you know LET'S GO TO BED and WHAT ARE YOU MAKING FOR BREAKFAST. You are right about one thing I would sleep with all of my male friends if they were female. Flirting a person’s gestures, smiles, looks, acts, attitude, vocabulary, manners...tHATS DIFFERENT FOR EVERYBODY and to be rated as one...Come on if that is the case I flirt with everyone...EVERYWHERE!!! tHAT WOULD PUT ME INTO PRIVATE FLIRTING and evryone who knows me would say there is nothing private about me. So the fact that I flirt with everyone EVERYWHERE social or private would mean that there is nothing private.
Comment Posted By Melissa On March 25, 2008 @ 2:42 pm
I'm Italian.....But I'm not stupid or proud! At the young age of three i figured out my misfortune of being italian. Condemed to a life of eating speghetti and lasagna...what do I gotta say...pasta...yuck! At the age of 10 my shoulder were to broad to fit through any common door way. I took up football (soccer) and learned that I didn't like it...but I had to play, as an italian, It's required. At 15 life started looking up! I grew my first mustach, who knew...they're not just for men. At 20 as a devoted Catholic I had to continue the facade that I was still a virgin. Does it count if you loose it to your uncle Vinnie? ...In the back of his goat barn? Now at age 25 it's not all bad being an Italian. I mean we are great lovers, or at least I think so. And after having my 12th child I'm still going at it! Regardless of the fact that my vagina is as wide as church doors.
Comment Posted By Melissa On March 24, 2008 @ 3:07 pm
Amanantha you know Crystal and Jesse's not deranged. I mean how could a church girl be sick and sadistic? As for me how dare you say that I have a kind and loving smile!!!
Comment Posted By Melissa On May 7, 2008 @ 4:04 pm
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