Wanna be badass? Girlfriend sens you shopping with a list and exact change? There is a list of 15 things I strongly recommend you do while shopping at the local store. This will guarantee your friends’ eternal admiration and as a bonus, you get to never shop there again.
1. Take 40 boxes of condoms and [...]
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The 15 things every guy should do in a store
October 20th, 2008 · 3 Comments · Social Wisdom
Lego porn
October 7th, 2008 · 22 Comments · Featured
Yes, there is such thing. I once foolishly believed that Melissa, Jesse and Catherine were more or less suffering from antisocial personality disorder when they created the Barbie massacre. But apparently there is absolutely no limit to what adults with too much free time on their hands can come up with using nothing but children [...]
One priceless Mastercard spoof commercial
June 2nd, 2008 · 3 Comments · Videos
This video comes as a part of my personal top 10 funniest commercials ever as my number 7
Out of the countless banned commercials and spoofs that the legendary “priceless” original commercial has generated, I find this one ranking as one of my personal favorites. Bonus: this sister looks kinda cute, the guy should have re-aimed [...]
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The craziest five Canadian laws
June 2nd, 2008 · 40 Comments · Odd stuff
Looks like some of these oddities come to complete the set of weird things that Canada has tossed towards the world. Can someone please revise some law books yet? Yeah, it’s almost as embarrassing as Celine Dion…
5. In Nova Scotia
It is illegal for a person to water their lawn when it’s raining.
I was not able [...]
Zazoo condom commercial
May 19th, 2008 · 7 Comments · Videos
This video comes as a part of my personal top 10 funniest commercials ever and it lands on number 8
After some dramatic decrease in sales in the summer of 2004, the management of the Zazoo condom makers decided that it’s time to come up with some shocking yet rather funny visuals of unwanted parenthood, basically [...]
Double your AdSense earnings
May 16th, 2008 · 8 Comments · Blogging
There are for sure money to be made out there by simply using Google AdSense. But how many of us succeed? Sure enough, you can follow Darren Rowse’s excellent AdSense tips or learn some common sense simple tricks from someone like Garry Conn. But despite the advice, ebooks and a whole bunch of effort you [...]
Just like a mini mall
May 14th, 2008 · 8 Comments · Videos
This video comes as a part of my personal top 10 funniest commercials ever
Believe it or not, there is a wikipedia entry for the now famous flea market. Here’s an excerpt from it:
“Flea Market Montgomery is a 73,000 square-foot, flea market in Montgomery, Alabama, which advertises itself as being “just like a mini-mall”. It ostensibly [...]
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Rectum nearly killed’m
May 12th, 2008 · 4 Comments · People
It’s only funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s hilarious.
Darwin Awards were an awesome idea and I hereby grant Wendy Northcutt the genius status. One of the funniest personal accounts I’ve ever read in a book comes from a nurse’s personal experience. Here it is:
As a nurse in the intensive care unit of a large [...]
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3 very idiotic sex, dating and relationship questions you can find on the web
April 15th, 2008 · 7 Comments · People
With the pseudo answers they deserve from yours truly
The internet is an interesting entity, it’s certainly the world’s best place to find certifiable idiotic nincompoops, all naive, semi-illiterate and mostly fully ready to share their most intimate silly dirty secrets. So I took the liberty of trying to meet the needs of those touched [...]
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Why I hate italians is retiring
May 6th, 2008 · 40 Comments · Italians
When I first started my ironic depiction of Italians series I decided that if it starts to bring out the worse in people I would stop writing it.
Quite unsurprisingly, most of the feedback it got was negative, starting with idiotic offenses like “you’re really a dumbfuck i hope you get slashed next time you’re in [...]
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