Ted’s Game

Sweet lazy Sundays. I got to do so much on-line work this weekend, I should be awarded at least the “try-and-fail” prize.
First of all, I made some guy happy by redesigning his poor excuse for a blog. After he threatened to hump my design (without wearing a condom), I decided he needs that simplicity and sexiness applied to his own rather interesting page so I took time of my busy life to make him happy. Check it out and let me or him know what you hate about his page, as I for sure didn’t apply my full limitless knowledge in coding.
After I warmed up doing that, I proceeded to give my own blog a make over and I ended up with what you see up there as a header, along with some invisible structural tweaks. My friend Garry Conn called my new header fat, but then again we all know that Garry Conn is a fat-hater from the South. I personally find fat cute.
Then catching up with my vast social media network, I was blessed to find the following two pages that made my afternoon even more exciting: the chick that cuts herself while her cat is watching and the guy that didn’t know that porn roams the internet freely and there’s no need to jeopardize one’s life to get some footage of naked women.
Also I had some fun with the online face morpher. I love that site because if you register you can upload your own photos and make your boss look like an inbred combination of a chimp and an elephant. Meanwhile, I got my revenge on Brad Pitt for hogging Angelina and I made him jedi master material:

On a more serious approach, I was officially asked by Garry to write a guest post on his blog. I am thinking I should make it about digg corruption again, this time with screenshots that prove some incredible facts.
Stay tuned and have a great week.