Or how some women simply take feminism too far. This is for real. They’re not kidding.
Ok. So you’re a chick but I guess not a very happy one, because besides not being very attractive (thus hating all the men in the world, god damned pigs) , you’re also quite low under the self-esteem chapter and you secretly dream of being a man.
Well, some Dutch lady worked hard and brought you this absolutely unique solution to all your problems, in fact, the first and most important step on your way to becoming even less attractive. I mean, what makes someone a man? Being sarcastic, intelligent? Having a penis? Providing for the family? Knowing how to drive a car? Hell no. The answer is : Men pee while standing up! So that’s the fundamental difference that you’ll need to overcome and luckily enough, it’s been perfected.
Have you ever been afraid to pull down your pants to squat and pee and risk being seen or peeing on your shoes? Your solution is here ladies!
This amazing high tech engineered product brings you the features you’ve always been dreaming of: the P-Mate allows women to pee standing up; the P-Mate is the most amazing female urinary device; the P-Mate gives women the freedom to pee like men and of course, for some good fortune when you relieve yourself: the P-Mate is covered with a 4-leaf clover design as it is good luck to have one with you when you are in need. Holy cow! Does it get any better? Hell yeah, because…
It comes with very graphic instructions
Another awesome feature that’s gonna blow your panties off is that when you buy more than ten Pmates, the price drops from $4.99 to $4.50 so don’t hesitate and get your own life time supply of peeing delight. Click here to buy and here to see this wonderful invention on the original website.
And always remember the Female Freedom motto : “Don’t get caught with your pants down”. Thank you and happy peeing.
well i be damned..
omg:) this is cool:)))))=)))))=)))=))
btw…i m too lasy to see the original site…the person who invented it was a man???????
Never mind that my friend. Are you sure you don’t wanna share the results of your emo quizz?
OMFG :)))))))))))))))))))))))))
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Wow. I can’t imagine what the hell the guy who made this was thinking. Women think it’s an honor to piss standing up? I don’t think so.
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Ha, ha! Great post! I know I am in the right neighborhood..:) Oh, and thanks for the stumble!
Womens lib, next thing you know they might get the right to vote.
@monkee: or drive cars and stuff.
Or get oral Sex in the oval office..:)
Feminazi product my ass. There’s nothing more uncomfortable than having piss soaked socks and shoes on a cold winter’s day. Finally, women can write their name in the snow, piss in a trough, and have a man hold her Pmate while she leaks in a urinal.