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The world’s ugliest dog - in memoriam

April 13th, 2008 · 67 Comments · Odd stuff

“The Ambassador Extraordinaire of ugly dogs everywhere”
SAM is the three times, undefeated champion of the “World’s Ugliest Dog” contest (2003, 2004, 2005), well, who could defeat him? Most unfortunately he was put down due to heart complications as he was close to reach ultimate fame along with 15 years of age.

Sam the World's Ugliest Dog

“I’ve got a little itch there”

Susie Lockheed took him in as a rescue dog in 1999 and made an internet star out of him, followed by some screen appearances.

Sam the World's Ugliest Dog

“Feed me a cookie and I’ll give you a kiss”

He is so special, he sports his own page on wikipedia although one would prefer it a little more elaborated.

Sam the World's Ugliest Dog

“Is my lower lip a little crooked?”

Sam was a purebred Chinese Crested Hairless although if one performs a little bit of research on this particular breed he won’t find many dogs resembling this nature’s oddity.

Sam the World's Ugliest Dog

“All this attention got me tired”

The voting for the 2008 World’s Ugliest Dog Contest has already started and it looks quite exciting, so take some time to browse around, maybe you need to adopt a puppy soon.

Sam the World's Ugliest Dog

“I hope they’re removing the red-eye effect, I hate looking bad in pictures”

And just to make sure I’m going to hell, after picking on physical faults of God’s creatures before, I’ve decided to include this link of the World’s Unofficial Ugliest Human Being, just for, erm, comparison purposes.

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67 Comments so far ↓

  • mickey

    Dude, this dog has serious issues. wtf? Somebody needs to help the poor thing. jesus.

  • bls

    wow…. i feel bad for him

  • mickey

    that ugly fucking sun of a bitch needs the needle

  • Kayland Wright

    That is so wrong that poor dog can’t help it, I don’t see why somone would make him famous because he is ugly he can’t help it. That’s so wrong.

  • nicky

    hi, i am Nicole i am so sorry about Sam. he looks fine and he is a nice dog i bet it is not that he is ugly, people do not know it does not matter about his looks. And i bet he has a very good heart!!

  • tom

    the dogs are corey

  • chloe

    yooo i feel bad for that dog

  • courtney

    i feel sorry 4 that dog /:L

    it should get serrdgery

  • Susan

    This animal should´nt have the right to live, like handicaped humans.

  • Trinity

    I feel so sorry for that thing, is it a dog? p.s ugly DOG UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Annie Hannan

    Hi all:
    I’m Susie’s sister and I knew Sammy very well. He was a rescue dog who came into Susie’s life when he was around 9 or 10 and he was one very grumpy little guy when Susie adopted him, but he really opened up, with the trust and love he received. And yes, he really looked just like the photos! What a mug! He adored Susie and he was always with her, and she took wonderful care of him, many car rides and romps in her garden yard. Susie has a couple of other little dogs, too, so Sammy had his pooch companions as well and was never alone. He had a remarkable life, and it is true that he was a natural comedian with great timing for his ‘growls’. If you knew Sammy he wasn’t scary at all, just feisty and really aware of his unusual looks. He’s in doggie Heaven now but he sure has left an amazing legacy for all of us.

  • *anonomouss

    ahww i feel terriblee nd whoevaa iz makinn funna ths poor lil dogg shouldd b embarressedd nd ashamedd of themselvess.

  • jenni

    u make blind kids cry…..lmfao ahahahahahahahaahahaha

  • j.t

    when i saw that dog i was like that is ugli bt wen i lukd into its eyes wen that red spot was in it i felt like god reali created smthn extra ordinary. love is unconditional and its not by choice its by chance.lovin that dog cudnt av been a choice 4 sussie. it was gods choice and am sure that dog loved her more than she or anyone cud av ever deserved. lets hope god gives us another chance t get that kind of luv individuali. and sabi;jux pray u dont av a kid thats uglier than that or as ugli no wan wud mock im or her theyd mocck u, ud reali dserv that,

  • nikki

    that thing can scare a cow

  • nikki

    omg that thing is hiddious hahahahahahahahahahaha no siriusly its can scare a baby once it looks at it

  • nikki

    what do you guys think about this thing?

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