The world’s ugliest dog - in memoriam
“The Ambassador Extraordinaire of ugly dogs everywhere”
SAM is the three times, undefeated champion of the “World’s Ugliest Dog” contest (2003, 2004, 2005), well, who could defeat him? Most unfortunately he was put down due to heart complications as he was close to reach ultimate fame along with 15 years of age.
“I’ve got a little itch there”
Susie Lockheed took him in as a rescue dog in 1999 and made an internet star out of him, followed by some screen appearances.
“Feed me a cookie and I’ll give you a kiss”
He is so special, he sports his own page on wikipedia although one would prefer it a little more elaborated.
“Is my lower lip a little crooked?”
Sam was a purebred Chinese Crested Hairless although if one performs a little bit of research on this particular breed he won’t find many dogs resembling this nature’s oddity.
“All this attention got me tired”
The voting for the 2008 World’s Ugliest Dog Contest has already started and it looks quite exciting, so take some time to browse around, maybe you need to adopt a puppy soon.
“I hope they’re removing the red-eye effect, I hate looking bad in pictures”
And just to make sure I’m going to hell, after picking on physical faults of God’s creatures before, I’ve decided to include this link of the World’s Unofficial Ugliest Human Being, just for, erm, comparison purposes.
Tags: champion, chinese crested hairless, dog, sam, sam the dog, ugliest human being, vote for the ugliest, world's ugliest dog
April 13th, 2008 at 2:17 am
WTF! I almost died!
April 13th, 2008 at 2:40 am
@Army: Okay, if you die, then I’m seriously going to hell, what I did so far was bad enough so please, stay alive.
April 13th, 2008 at 4:50 am
damm ugly dog ever seen
April 13th, 2008 at 5:26 am
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April 13th, 2008 at 8:55 am
wtffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff…..dude u are crazy!my stomach is upside down now ……what the fuck is that creature..it seems like the dog of frankastein!..bleahhhhhh..put something that is close to normality on this blog crazy mofo….!!!!!!
April 13th, 2008 at 9:29 am
The article says something about this breed not being so bad and that Sam was an odd case, not true, most ugliest dog competitions are won by Chinese or Japanese cresteds (with a few exceptions). Not all cresteds are bad, and I think Sam was cute in his own way.
April 13th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Well, I was the owner of SAM, World’s Ugliest Dog, and although he loved me very much, it was sometimes hard for others to get around him. He certainly had his moments! He gave us a lot of pleasure, though. From trips to New York (from Santa Barbara) to limos to Hollywood, for three years during his reign, it was exciting. I treated him as well as any animal (or human!) is treated. He ate specially prepared food and got the best medical care. I do miss my SAM! My husband and I have opened SAM’s Doggie Dude Ranch in SAM’s honor. It is a cage-free boarding facility on a large ranch where, if the owners approve, the dogs go out on long runs with me leading the way (well, I’m in a Polaris Ranger). If SAM were alive, he’d be riding with me! Over 160,000,000 hits on his website, SamUgliestDog.com
April 13th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
@Susie : Thank you for stopping by Susie, it’s probably hard to lose a dog and I’m sure everyone feels the same (our dog just turned 7 today). I just want you to know that I did not intend to make any kind of mockery out of Sam and I’m sure he was a beautiful dog in his own way, like all of them are.
-Ted
April 14th, 2008 at 10:04 am
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April 17th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
This is the craziest dog ever! He’s soo cool! Yellow teeth !
bhahhaha
- BoneZ
April 19th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Are you kidding! I am not upset at all. SAM LOVED the lemelight and was such a GREAT comedian. During interviews he ALWAYS growled with perfect toming. His best clip ever is from Carson Daly. I need to get that up on YouTube. It is TRULY hilarious as Varson is afraid of most dogs…
Thanks for keeping our Beloved SAMMIE’s memory alive.
Susie, owner of SAM
PS He graces the cover of the new “Ripley’s Beleve It Or Not”! (English publication)
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:14 am
Susie,
As a very loyal pet owner i feel for your loss, but envy the times you describe with your pooch, as odd as he may have looked he was your baby no doubt. Your bond must have been so strong. The little guy musta just loved waking up to his family
Congrats on the Ripley’s cover
Cybrspin
April 25th, 2008 at 11:28 am
The last picture of Sam is actually pretty cute. As for that youtube link, if I could lick my own eye..I’d never leave the house.
May 20th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
This stinks people r making fun of sam. Susie i really feel bad for u. sam was cool.
May 24th, 2008 at 2:10 am
dammm dat one ugly dogg
ive seen better than dat ugly thing
wattt da hell is it, is it an alien dat wat my brother sed
May 29th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Fuck this is an ugly dog. OMG AAAAAAHHHH I’m gona have night mares for the rest of my life. you stupid hoe. why would u put something like this on the internet? litle kids will die!!!! and cry
May 29th, 2008 at 11:51 am
AHHHHH this dog is gona make litle kids die!!!! and cry. I’m gona have night mares for the rest of my life
May 29th, 2008 at 11:52 am
why is it so ugly?
May 30th, 2008 at 12:37 am
I Feel so sorry for this little chap now we all knw he aint no oil painting but he also has felling’s just like u and me, so stop and think about what nasty comments you are leaving on this pic. he could have a heart of gold,
poor little thing must have been abused at some point in his live.
R.I.P little man
June 5th, 2008 at 2:06 am
awww bless
June 7th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
yes, they have an ugliest dog competition each year on animal planet. this dog definitely takes the cake… he is not cuddly lol
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:14 am
Please that dog was just miss treated it once had hair and looked good but some one hert it that happend 2 my dog after someone stoll him and that is kinda wat he looked like but we nearsed him and now he just 1 the most butiful dog in america
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:03 pm
OMFG! *gags* thats not a dog its a demon! now we know why it won the ugliest dog contest this dog would give people nightmares
June 26th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
OMFG i almost puked when i saw this picture shame on you
June 26th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
unless its not your fault never mind:)
June 26th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
i think you loved him as i would have too. it on the eyes of the beholder. and i bet you loved him too
June 27th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
this is soo sad..i know it gross but look at it! its a poor inocent creature tht was born differnt.Imagine if one of ur kids was differnt and people would be disgused of your child. You would feel sad, kinda like wht a dog would feel. Treat the dog as if u would treat it as ur child, equally and as if it didnt hvae problems
June 27th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
yo fuck thiz is one ugly dog and now we noo why it won the ugliest dg contest!!!!!!1
OMFG!@!!! !@ THIZ DOG IS GONNA GIVE ME FUCKIN’ night mares at night guyz like !!!!!!!!!
lke what the hell is thiz thing am [eice of shit i thought so…
so… plz get rid of it!!!!!!
and make sure!!
no one never see thiz thing again!!
and make surwe! u take thiz thing off of the internet and never make peoplz see thiz ugly thing cuz someone i gonna died fom lookin at thiz thing i mean it !1
look it could happen! right now!!!!!1
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BBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!1
June 27th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
SO TAKE IT OFF RIGHT NO BEFORE U SCARE EVERYONE WIT THAT THING and NO ONE WILL FUCKIN LOOK AT THAT UGLY THING BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
June 27th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
poor dog, so ugly…
June 28th, 2008 at 12:56 am
indeed this is the urgiliest dog i have ever seen in the whole world and please you should give t respect because it has to cost it death to find another competitor
June 28th, 2008 at 9:26 am
I would hug that little guy if I could! I love all dogs, and the uglier, the better! SO sorry he passed,but he was well taken care of, and had a good life!
June 28th, 2008 at 9:45 am
Wow. The people that leave comments here are funnier than that damn dog!
June 28th, 2008 at 9:46 am
That dog may have been ugly but it was probably a lot smarter than some of the people who left comments here!
June 28th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Oh my Gawd- what kind of thing is that? A dawg or a demon?
June 28th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
OMG!!! Thats the ugliest dog ive ever seen!!!! Hes scary and creepy!!
June 28th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
i believe no dog is the worlds ugliest dog because they are all cute in their own ways i bet if that was you dog you would find some cute things about the dog although its outside is different than everyone elses and please leave the person who created this page alone he/she put alot of hard into making this website
June 29th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
OMG i feel soo sorry for tht dog if i was rich i would pay tht person to fix tht dog
POOR DOG DONT WORRY I LOVE U <3
June 29th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
hey omg that dog is ugly poor thing!!
:( 
:( its just sooo ugly
( just letting you know that dog is right behind you!
June 29th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
LOL what a ugly dog! ima have nightmares LOL
GOD IS THAT DOG UGLY!!
June 29th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
wow that is one fucked up looking dog thing has like 9 claws a side
almost puked when i seen that shit
just brutal
June 29th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
For all you people who had nasty remarks, you should maybe take a good look at yourselves in the mirror. I would bet that little guy had more love in his little paw than any of you have in your whole miserable bodies. Also, what is dis talk you talk? Learn english why don’t you.
June 30th, 2008 at 5:08 am
wtf, there shouldnt even be contests like this, people who do this are fucking sick in the head , besides those dogs are shaved too, who the fuck would breed to dogs that arent good together then shave them, honestly people who do that are a bunch of fucking sick fucked up pyscho paths.
June 30th, 2008 at 7:21 am
OMG I’m disturbed from looking at that awful thing. I may have crapped my pants from fear. Holy lord, that was gross. His teeth were all creepy and his skin lookes like old homeless mans after 10 years on the street…. pewk.
July 2nd, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Hey there Susie:
Sorry to hear about Sam. I have him on my computer and also have him as my picture on Pokerstars when I play. It is also great to hear about your Ranch you have.
John
July 5th, 2008 at 12:16 am
poo ugly pee
July 30th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Ok who in the world would want a dog that ugly even if it gets the title the worlds ugliest dog!
September 28th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Poor cute little guy, as a friend of mine says “we are what we are”
no matter the colour or breed. love them, love everyone…… but I don’t think I would vote to intentionally breed these little dogs. it’s not fair to them.
November 15th, 2008 at 8:40 am
THIS DOG IS FREAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIN SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRY
November 15th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
shut up all haterz he is a poor dog i would laugh if people that hate and up like that
December 15th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Dude, this dog has serious issues. wtf? Somebody needs to help the poor thing. jesus.
December 15th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
wow…. i feel bad for him
December 15th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
that ugly fucking sun of a bitch needs the needle
December 15th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
That is so wrong that poor dog can’t help it, I don’t see why somone would make him famous because he is ugly he can’t help it. That’s so wrong.
December 31st, 2008 at 10:40 am
hi, i am Nicole i am so sorry about Sam. he looks fine and he is a nice dog i bet it is not that he is ugly, people do not know it does not matter about his looks. And i bet he has a very good heart!!
January 29th, 2009 at 7:03 am
the dogs are corey
January 30th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
yooo i feel bad for that dog
March 5th, 2009 at 10:08 am
i feel sorry 4 that dog /:L
it should get serrdgery
March 12th, 2009 at 6:22 am
This animal should´nt have the right to live, like handicaped humans.
March 28th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
I feel so sorry for that thing, is it a dog? p.s ugly DOG UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 29th, 2009 at 7:08 am
Hi all:
I’m Susie’s sister and I knew Sammy very well. He was a rescue dog who came into Susie’s life when he was around 9 or 10 and he was one very grumpy little guy when Susie adopted him, but he really opened up, with the trust and love he received. And yes, he really looked just like the photos! What a mug! He adored Susie and he was always with her, and she took wonderful care of him, many car rides and romps in her garden yard. Susie has a couple of other little dogs, too, so Sammy had his pooch companions as well and was never alone. He had a remarkable life, and it is true that he was a natural comedian with great timing for his ‘growls’. If you knew Sammy he wasn’t scary at all, just feisty and really aware of his unusual looks. He’s in doggie Heaven now but he sure has left an amazing legacy for all of us.
April 10th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
ahww i feel terriblee nd whoevaa iz makinn funna ths poor lil dogg shouldd b embarressedd nd ashamedd of themselvess.
May 25th, 2009 at 9:27 am
u make blind kids cry…..lmfao ahahahahahahahaahahaha