“The Ambassador Extraordinaire of ugly dogs everywhere”
SAM is the three times, undefeated champion of the “World’s Ugliest Dog” contest (2003, 2004, 2005), well, who could defeat him? Most unfortunately he was put down due to heart complications as he was close to reach ultimate fame along with 15 years of age.

“I’ve got a little itch there”
Susie Lockheed took him in as a rescue dog in 1999 and made an internet star out of him, followed by some screen appearances.

“Feed me a cookie and I’ll give you a kiss”
He is so special, he sports his own page on wikipedia although one would prefer it a little more elaborated.

“Is my lower lip a little crooked?”
Sam was a purebred Chinese Crested Hairless although if one performs a little bit of research on this particular breed he won’t find many dogs resembling this nature’s oddity.

“All this attention got me tired”
The voting for the 2008 World’s Ugliest Dog Contest has already started and it looks quite exciting, so take some time to browse around, maybe you need to adopt a puppy soon.

“I hope they’re removing the red-eye effect, I hate looking bad in pictures”
And just to make sure I’m going to hell, after picking on physical faults of God’s creatures before, I’ve decided to include this link of the World’s Unofficial Ugliest Human Being, just for, erm, comparison purposes.
WTF! I almost died!
@Army: Okay, if you die, then I’m seriously going to hell, what I did so far was bad enough so please, stay alive.
damm ugly dog ever seen
The Quick Pet Stop » The world’s ugliest dog - in memoriam // Apr 13, 2008 at 5:26 am
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wtffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff…..dude u are crazy!my stomach is upside down now ……what the fuck is that creature..it seems like the dog of frankastein!..bleahhhhhh..put something that is close to normality on this blog crazy mofo….!!!!!!
The article says something about this breed not being so bad and that Sam was an odd case, not true, most ugliest dog competitions are won by Chinese or Japanese cresteds (with a few exceptions). Not all cresteds are bad, and I think Sam was cute in his own way.
Well, I was the owner of SAM, World’s Ugliest Dog, and although he loved me very much, it was sometimes hard for others to get around him. He certainly had his moments! He gave us a lot of pleasure, though. From trips to New York (from Santa Barbara) to limos to Hollywood, for three years during his reign, it was exciting. I treated him as well as any animal (or human!) is treated. He ate specially prepared food and got the best medical care. I do miss my SAM! My husband and I have opened SAM’s Doggie Dude Ranch in SAM’s honor. It is a cage-free boarding facility on a large ranch where, if the owners approve, the dogs go out on long runs with me leading the way (well, I’m in a Polaris Ranger). If SAM were alive, he’d be riding with me! Over 160,000,000 hits on his website, SamUgliestDog.com
@Susie : Thank you for stopping by Susie, it’s probably hard to lose a dog and I’m sure everyone feels the same (our dog just turned 7 today). I just want you to know that I did not intend to make any kind of mockery out of Sam and I’m sure he was a beautiful dog in his own way, like all of them are.
-Ted
World’s ex-ugliest dog // Apr 14, 2008 at 10:04 am
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This is the craziest dog ever! He’s soo cool! Yellow teeth !
bhahhaha
- BoneZ
Are you kidding! I am not upset at all. SAM LOVED the lemelight and was such a GREAT comedian. During interviews he ALWAYS growled with perfect toming. His best clip ever is from Carson Daly. I need to get that up on YouTube. It is TRULY hilarious as Varson is afraid of most dogs…
Thanks for keeping our Beloved SAMMIE’s memory alive.
Susie, owner of SAM
PS He graces the cover of the new “Ripley’s Beleve It Or Not”! (English publication)
Susie,
As a very loyal pet owner i feel for your loss, but envy the times you describe with your pooch, as odd as he may have looked he was your baby no doubt. Your bond must have been so strong. The little guy musta just loved waking up to his family
Congrats on the Ripley’s cover
Cybrspin
The last picture of Sam is actually pretty cute. As for that youtube link, if I could lick my own eye..I’d never leave the house.
This stinks people r making fun of sam. Susie i really feel bad for u. sam was cool.
dammm dat one ugly dogg
ive seen better than dat ugly thing
wattt da hell is it, is it an alien dat wat my brother sed
Fuck this is an ugly dog. OMG AAAAAAHHHH I’m gona have night mares for the rest of my life. you stupid hoe. why would u put something like this on the internet? litle kids will die!!!! and cry
AHHHHH this dog is gona make litle kids die!!!! and cry. I’m gona have night mares for the rest of my life
why is it so ugly?
I Feel so sorry for this little chap now we all knw he aint no oil painting but he also has felling’s just like u and me, so stop and think about what nasty comments you are leaving on this pic. he could have a heart of gold,
poor little thing must have been abused at some point in his live.
R.I.P little man
awww bless
yes, they have an ugliest dog competition each year on animal planet. this dog definitely takes the cake… he is not cuddly lol
Please that dog was just miss treated it once had hair and looked good but some one hert it that happend 2 my dog after someone stoll him and that is kinda wat he looked like but we nearsed him and now he just 1 the most butiful dog in america
OMFG! *gags* thats not a dog its a demon! now we know why it won the ugliest dog contest this dog would give people nightmares
OMFG i almost puked when i saw this picture shame on you
unless its not your fault never mind:)
i think you loved him as i would have too. it on the eyes of the beholder. and i bet you loved him too
this is soo sad..i know it gross but look at it! its a poor inocent creature tht was born differnt.Imagine if one of ur kids was differnt and people would be disgused of your child. You would feel sad, kinda like wht a dog would feel. Treat the dog as if u would treat it as ur child, equally and as if it didnt hvae problems
yo fuck thiz is one ugly dog and now we noo why it won the ugliest dg contest!!!!!!1
OMFG!@!!! !@ THIZ DOG IS GONNA GIVE ME FUCKIN’ night mares at night guyz like !!!!!!!!!
lke what the hell is thiz thing am [eice of shit i thought so…
so… plz get rid of it!!!!!!
and make sure!!
no one never see thiz thing again!!
and make surwe! u take thiz thing off of the internet and never make peoplz see thiz ugly thing cuz someone i gonna died fom lookin at thiz thing i mean it !1
look it could happen! right now!!!!!1
BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!1
SO TAKE IT OFF RIGHT NO BEFORE U SCARE EVERYONE WIT THAT THING and NO ONE WILL FUCKIN LOOK AT THAT UGLY THING BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
poor dog, so ugly…
indeed this is the urgiliest dog i have ever seen in the whole world and please you should give t respect because it has to cost it death to find another competitor
I would hug that little guy if I could! I love all dogs, and the uglier, the better! SO sorry he passed,but he was well taken care of, and had a good life!
Wow. The people that leave comments here are funnier than that damn dog!
That dog may have been ugly but it was probably a lot smarter than some of the people who left comments here!
Oh my Gawd- what kind of thing is that? A dawg or a demon?
OMG!!! Thats the ugliest dog ive ever seen!!!! Hes scary and creepy!!
i believe no dog is the worlds ugliest dog because they are all cute in their own ways i bet if that was you dog you would find some cute things about the dog although its outside is different than everyone elses and please leave the person who created this page alone he/she put alot of hard into making this website
OMG i feel soo sorry for tht dog if i was rich i would pay tht person to fix tht dog
POOR DOG DONT WORRY I LOVE U <3
hey omg that dog is ugly poor thing!!
:(
:( its just sooo ugly
( just letting you know that dog is right behind you!
LOL what a ugly dog! ima have nightmares LOL
GOD IS THAT DOG UGLY!!
wow that is one fucked up looking dog thing has like 9 claws a side
almost puked when i seen that shit
just brutal
For all you people who had nasty remarks, you should maybe take a good look at yourselves in the mirror. I would bet that little guy had more love in his little paw than any of you have in your whole miserable bodies. Also, what is dis talk you talk? Learn english why don’t you.
wtf, there shouldnt even be contests like this, people who do this are fucking sick in the head , besides those dogs are shaved too, who the fuck would breed to dogs that arent good together then shave them, honestly people who do that are a bunch of fucking sick fucked up pyscho paths.
OMG I’m disturbed from looking at that awful thing. I may have crapped my pants from fear. Holy lord, that was gross. His teeth were all creepy and his skin lookes like old homeless mans after 10 years on the street…. pewk.
Hey there Susie:
Sorry to hear about Sam. I have him on my computer and also have him as my picture on Pokerstars when I play. It is also great to hear about your Ranch you have.
John
poo ugly pee
Ok who in the world would want a dog that ugly even if it gets the title the worlds ugliest dog!
Poor cute little guy, as a friend of mine says “we are what we are”
no matter the colour or breed. love them, love everyone…… but I don’t think I would vote to intentionally breed these little dogs. it’s not fair to them.
THIS DOG IS FREAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIN SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRY
shut up all haterz he is a poor dog i would laugh if people that hate and up like that