When I first started blogging I told myself I’m not gonna be one of those people that lives off youtube videos, funny pictures or hilarious google searches, but this time I really can’t refrain from making a wickedly funny selection of the many things people use google for nowadays. I chose the funniest five searches that people used in the month of April in order to hit this blog (and man do I ever wish they would hit something else next time, like a tree maybe)

“feminists pee standing up”

I understand we live in a world where women often feel discriminated and persecuted. That is why we need feminists, so they can bring some balance into this unfair world by peeing standing up. Ladies, you heard the missus, if you’re a true feminist and you know what you’re standing up for, then you might as well pee while you’re at it. It makes a big difference I hear.

“pictures of people killing people”

Oh wow, this so called recession is really showing even in the online media, these poor three guys that hit this blog this last month with this search desperately need a TV. If you guys come back, send me an email, I would be glad to hook you up to the suicide hot-line, they have plenty of pictures there in case you guys dream of being photo-models or something.

“flirting with my husband bestfriend”

Busted! In case you were here wondering if that’s okay, I wanna make sure you eventually get an answer. I will answer by the all mighty power of example: one day I was driving in my car and I hear this chick on the radio stating that she doesn’t believe that if she gave another guy a blowjob she actually cheated on her boyfriend, because “it’s not like she had sex with the man”. Following this example, I guess flirting with your husband’s best friend should be fine. I applaud your initiative, as well as the other girl’s initiative and all men in the world would agree with me… of course … as long as it’s not our girlfriends that we’re talking about.

“naked barbie pictures”

I hope this one search came from a troubled teenager, because I’m hoping with all my heart that all twisted male adults out there can afford 12.95 to buy their own live doll and then gently caress her until she’ll feel comfortable enough to wanna rip those fancy dresses herself. Right? Just don’t mutilate her okay? She’ll never put out.

“syphilis sympathy”

Nothing to add here. Simply epic.

There are of course some honorable mentions, but they are so twisted that I was quite speechless and I wouldn’t know what to add to what my dear readers googled: “why don’t women pee standing up?”, “i am sick of barbie”, “why can’t i pee standing up”, “dont pee on your shoes”, “how to do my emo nails” and of course, the unexplainable “men sucking cocks”.